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hmong test 3

A Leela of Her Own

And from now on you're all named Bender Jr. Stop it, stop it. It's fine. I will 'destroy' you! I didn't ask for a completely reasonable excuse! I asked you to get busy!


No! Don't jump! A true inspiration for the children. No argument here. Ooh, name it after me!

  • And so we say goodbye to our beloved pet, Nibbler, who's gone to a place where I, too, hope one day to go. The toilet.
  • You wouldn't. Ask anyway!
  • Tell her she looks thin.
  • With a warning label this big, you know they gotta be fun!

Lesser of Two Evils

We'll need to have a look inside you with this camera. Yes. You gave me a dollar and some candy. Fry, we have a crate to deliver. Yeah, and if you were the pope they'd be all, "Straighten your pope hat." And "Put on your good vestments." A sexy mistake.

Attack of the Killer App

I saw you with those two "ladies of the evening" at Elzars. Explain that. I've got to find a way to escape the horrible ravages of youth. Suddenly, I'm going to the bathroom like clockwork, every three hours. And those jerks at Social Security stopped sending me checks. Now 'I'' have to pay ''them'! Too much work. Let's burn it and say we dumped it in the sewer. File not found.

  1. This is the worst kind of discrimination: the kind against me!
  2. Daylight and everything.
Jurassic Bark

And I'd do it again! And perhaps a third time! But that would be it. I wish! It's a nickel. And I'd do it again! And perhaps a third time! But that would be it. Pansy.

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